lokiandthejetts asked: I'm genuinely depressed that you won't be here for my birthday. I miss your sweet lovin' and fun bags(chesticals) and turkey tappin ' yo vagtastic voyage.... Was this message homosexual enough for your standards? WAH I MISS YOU LADY. CAN WE SKYPE OR SOMETHING SOON?

I honestly read that as turkey tampon and thought you were the love of my life/got really hungry JUST FOR A SECOND but also for forever. Please send me your address so I can send you an autographed picture of myself along with other things that can symbolize me being with you in spirit on your beautiful journey further into womanhood. I NEED TO BE ON SKYPE MORE FOR YOU. One fab internet date coming up in the very near future.